The Saint Bernard

The custodian was telling me about his basement. With all this rain, it’s starting to flood. They use mops to push the water out. Also, there’s a beaver on the property who is damming up the stream causing more water to pour into their house. Every day the custodian’s father takes the sticks apart, but the next day the dam is back. The beaver is too big for traps, it weighs 100 pounds. I said, “Are you sure it’s not a Saint Bernard?”