Thursday, December 30, 2021
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Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Good Deed Rain published 6 books during 2021: The Puttering Marvel, Something Bright, The Trillium Witch, Cosmonaut, Thriftstore Madonna, Half a Giraffe. Hope you got a chance to read them, if not Oprah has copies on her divan. 2022 already has 4 books lined up in the factory, so stay tuned. Thanks for reading!
Posted by allen frost at 1:05 PM
Sunday, December 19, 2021
BOOK REPORT! The Shaggy D.A. begins with the disclaimer, “All the characters in this book are fictitious, and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental.” Nevertheless, I decided to read The Shaggy D.A. as a true story. An ancient curse inscribed on a ring has the power to turn businessman Wilby Daniels into an English sheepdog. The strange thing is, the dog he becomes already belongs to Tim, the ice cream man. I still don’t understand how that transformation occurs. Both characters, man and dog, disappear and merge into one supernatural being. Daniels is hindered by this curse in his efforts to run for office against the current District Attorney, a gangster with a warehouse full of stolen goods. There’s a pie fight, a jail break, and the sheepdog drives a getaway car. I know it sounds fantastic, but it really happened! So read the curse out loud if you dare: “In Canis Corpore Transmuto!” You or someone you know will turn into a dog.
Posted by allen frost at 1:54 PM
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
BOOK REPORT! Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout. Not only did this glutton detective Nero Wolfe manage to procure free room and board in two different country estates, he had the gall to laze in them and solve the crime (before there even was a crime!) while doing nothing more than consuming chicken fricassee, dumplings and beer. Archie was sent roving in circles for 400 pages. Did I like this book? Yes. Did I deduce the murderer? No. I’ll admit I thought Lily Rowan was guilty. Sorry, what can I say? I expected a Scooby Doo ending. For the answer, cut to Wolfe plopped atop a boulder sketching a bull. Next week: The Shaggy D.A.
Posted by allen frost at 5:22 PM
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
As Canadians gather around their televisions tonight to watch the holiday classic, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I must implore our Northern Neighbors to restore Clarice's heartfelt song "There's Always Tomorrow" to their print. How on Earth could they censor that poor doe's aria? It's outrageous! Of course Sam the Snowman may have the best line in the program when he sighs in consolation, "Ah well...such is the life of an elf..."
Posted by allen frost at 7:24 PM
Every year at this time, I’m reminded what an amazing story old Charles Dickens pulled off. I’m always surprised that A Christmas Carol published way back on December 17, 1843, isn’t one of America’s banned books. It’s an outright slaying of capitalist greed with a karmic awakening. Every time I watch Alastair Sim’s Scrooge, I think they should do a version set in our modern day to really hit home.
Posted by allen frost at 2:31 PM
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
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Thursday, December 2, 2021
I just remembered this time I was walking down the office hallway and, thinking I was alone, began to sing “O Sole Miiiooo!!!” Suddenly a woman appeared around the corner and snapped, “Do you know the next line?” I said, “Chicken cacciatorio?” She was displeased.
Posted by allen frost at 9:10 AM