Letter to the Dream Department

The lighting in my dreams is really dark—are bills not being paid? Is there a utility strike going on? Also, while we’re at it…the script writing…do I really need to be awakened at 5AM by a dream of a reckless kid driving a 4-wheeler back and forth on our street? And furthermore, why do we have a 4-wheeler in the prop department? Why not sell that thing and get some lightbulbs! I await tonight’s sleep and hope it is peaceful.