A Row of Watermelons

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A ROW of WATERMELONS


After all the talk about it in daily meetings, they finally
manifested the elephant in the room. I can barely get
around it to my desk. It’s got one foot firmly lodged in
the wastepaper basket. What we need now is a row of
watermelons leading out the door to the parking lot.
When it gets hungry again it will be somebody else’s
problem.