Monday, June 8, 2009

Water Everywhere




Hank Williams’ Dog
Evel Knievel vs. The Snake River Canyon
The Black Sleep
The Memory Medicine Show
Dishes
Water Everywhere




Hank Williams’ Dog

Hank Williams had a dog he brought with him
touring the small towns and the lost highways
to the bars and cheap halls of America
forty years ago. Hank Williams’ Dog
lived the life of Hank Williams, getting in fights
in alleys, getting drunk and stumbling on
across the country to perform.
On a hot night in Tennessee,
the dog outdrank his passed out owner
and veered out the door, off the porch,
tripped down the gulley, unconscious
and into the open arms of a cold river
current running to the sea.




Evel Knievel vs. The Snake River Canyon

Every bone in Evel’s body
has been broken
starting as a boy
in circuses
jumping cars
on motorcycles

A thousand
human things
he’s traveled over

Now it’s nature
against the best
mankind can offer
Snake River Canyon
is a dare to him
opens its mouth
to laugh at him

Rocket motors
red white and blue
he leaves the ground
like a trip to the Moon
but something goes
wrong when he goes up

After all the tv time
sponsored by beer
and watched by millions
Hero Fever
instead of going across
the river
Evel goes straight up
like a firework
and comes down
by parachute
into the river below

Falling slowly
like anybody
Evel Knievel failed




The Black Sleep

Downtown there are holes
in the avenues
where all the poverty
falls in and fills
the underground
The dark tunnels
are not lighted
by electricity or warm
and noone in America
needs to worry about
them




The Memory Medicine Show

The Memory Medicine
was bottled in glass jars
and sold to those people
you see in old photographs
of the American Wild West.
He had a stagecoach
painted with signs
to sell them medicine by.
Empty jars filled the back
and when he needed
more medicine to sell
he stopped at the local river
and filled the jars with water




Dishes

See how she lives, now that it’s Christmas
and the lights are strung across the roof.
Her house blinks with colored lightbulbs
and it makes all the satellite dishes
on her roof seem to jump. I walk past
at night on my way home from work,
after long hours of the assembly line.
It’s a relief to see something out of
the ordinary. I just can’t understand
her need for so many satellite dishes
unless she is the eyes and ears
of the world.




Water Everywhere

More television disasters
of falling rain
as if this is the worst
that has ever been
as if water
was invented
in large quantities
for the 11 o’clock news

Like the paint
of something old
like the rust
underneath
that shows through
when water has
washed across,
everything is given
motion again
when it rains



writing: allen frost in 1990

Paying For Water



Safeway

Giant Insects
The Curse
1-800-TRUE-CONFESSIONS-ABOUT-CAPITALISM
Politics For Dinner
The Kilimanjaro Fly
No, Clarence Is Not Here
Death Of A Salesman II
Ant Attraction
Salmon Avenue






Not even a faucet
could turn it
off






Safeway

When all the money
you have in the world
is eleven dollars
and 89 cents
when you can
hold it in the cup
of your hands
you get used to
bagpipe soup
and caterpillar pie

And on
one meal a day
Safeway
looks like a church
or a heaven




Giant Insects

Giant Insects
are invading
the United States
tearing pieces
out of the cities

In the water
under the streets
they tunnel
and buildings
sink

Like unfortunate
casualties of
the 20th century
the skyscrapers
become decks of cards
and crash down

Finally the army
and national guard
are called in
to take charge
to blow all the bugs
back to the Stone Age

But not before
resting
for a moment
on the poetic
sight of burning
giant insects






Hate can be manufactured
and spun out of control
like an armored car






The Curse

The only way
she can win at love
is to steal something
She took my copy
of On The Road
and some stories
I wrote

Alright…

May a cursed pelican
with eternal tuberculosis
wrap itself around her neck
forever more




1-800-TRUE-CONFESSIONS-ABOUT-CAPITALISM

Yes, this is the truth. I was interviewed for a job
by a man who was like a robot, powered by unwinding
rubber bands. He pointed like a high tension wire
at the photocopy machine and his words slid out
slow as 5¢ copies. He told me what my hours
would be and it was like watching the inside
of a clock. Still, I would rather work for a robot
falling apart than the bosses I usually have.
Working for a product of Radio Shack
would be bearable. I was actually smiling
almost at the idea of getting this challenging
part-time job. I would be making photocopies
for $4.50 an hour. As I left, on the sidewalk
in front of me, someone dressed in white
was blubbering and being dragged
by a loaded cart down a steep incline.
“Good company,” I thought at the time,
“I sure hope I get this job.” The next day,
when I called up to see if he had made any
decision yet, I was told he had been in
a tragic car accident and wouldn’t be
returning for weeks, maybe months.






Perry Mason’s
sleeping bag






Politics For Dinner

He tossed the nachos aside
scattering them like tragedies
Zapata and failed agrarian reforms
the plight of the campesinos
and Remember the Alamo!

It looked like he would wander
all night looking for food
storming past Chinese
cursing Mao and the revolution
gone astray into genocide

I hoped for some pasta
but not him, he raged at
the employees about Mussolini
hanging their guilt upside down
from telephone poles

He refused to set foot
in a German restaurant
that old history
and so in desperation
I led him to McDonalds
but he grabbed the school kid
at the cash register and ordered
“Overthrow capitalism, you pawn!"
it was imperialist fast food

There was nowhere left,
we had exhausted all possibilities
every restaurant was corrupt
so we went home and ate
Eskimo Pies with water
(there were probably whales
dead for this meal)




The Kilimanjaro Fly

I killed a fly
the size of a dog
It barked and exploded
all over my wall
I had stalked it
all night long
like a big game hunter
in a novel by Hemingway




No, Clarence Is Not Here

Two times the strange parrot voice
called my number and asked for Clarence
and twice I told him, “No Clarence is not here.”
When the phone rang again, I decided
to become Clarence.
“Hello.”
“Hello, is this Clarence?”
“Yes, this is Clarence. Listen,
I’ve been waiting for you to call!”
“I—”
“Have you seen the news,
have you watched the television?!”
“Yes, I—”
“They’re onto us! We’re doomed,
the bloodhounds are on the way!
I hear people walking on the street,
I know they’re coming for me!”
I was really acting, laying it on good.
“Clarence, get a hold of yourself.
That’s why I’m calling, I left you a gun.”
“A what?”
“A gun. There’s a gun in the desk,
over by the window. Clarence, you must
get it.”
“What?” I looked at my desk.
“Get the gun, Clarence.”
I was walking, I was hypnotized
and the drawer came open
and inside was a black pistol
laying there. The voice
in my ear continued.
“You have failed, Clarence.
You know the consequences.
We cannot allow them
to discover our plans.
Goodbye Clarence.”
I pressed the pistol
against my temple
as he hung up.




Death Of A Salesman II

The American Polygraph Association:
Dedicated To Truth


It seems to be
just another way
of trapping you
in a room of wax
McCarthy’s ghost
they ask questions
like rate how honest
you are…Would you
turn in your parents
for smoking crack?
And after all was
said and done
I walked out
with their pen.
On purpose.






All his ideas
were returned
to the Earth






Ant Attraction

Orwell and Huxley were wrong: The Future belongs
to the ants. Workers will devote their entire lives to
the Queen. They will fight wars and build vast colonies
underground. Though desert winds will cover the Earth,
the dunes will shake and hum with the goings on
underneath. That’s where Wink Thorax has his studio
and beams out his show ‘Ant Attraction’ to eager
millions everywhere. The tunnels jam up each
Wednesday as males try to get on the program,
clawing for a chance to be permitted to sit in front
of the camera and sell themselves, knowing that
inside that black, smoked glass booth sits the
Queen, gloriously. And finally, ever slowly,
her jeweled hand will flick out and point to
the winner.




Salmon Avenue

Through the steam
and water of my shower
the salmon are moving
upstream
Somehow
they’ve taken
the industrial route
into pipes
under sidewalks
and sprinklers
on lawns

When oceans
rivers and lakes
are the past
chopped up
and polluted
memories
they find
their water
elsewhere

Swimming past
my feet
on their way
to a full bathtub
or a reservoir






Stairs
become
waterfalls





writing: allen frost in 1990

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Tree Frog




The Flammable Man
Humanous Lives
Sonic Mothman
B. Franklin’s Discovery of Electricity
The Return of Flammable Man
Echo of the Humanous
Easy Mothman
Gravity Lighthouse
Flammable Man = mc(2)


The Flammable Man

She said it got her all hot and bothered. He wouldn’t have
done it if it wasn’t an aphrodisiac. He remembered the good
old days when he used to think an aphrodisiac was a hair style…
before she read that fateful article in the woman’s magazine
and said she wanted him to try it.
He was a gas station attendant. He worked there all day and
would come home Michelin black from oil and rubber and
smelling of gasoline. The gasoline smell drove her wild. She
would go crazy: touching him, caressing him, pawing him,
massage heavy burning, her breath ecstatic.
After she told him about the gasoline smell (blurting
“my aphrodisiac!”) he accepted her suggestion and rubbed
a hand of gas down across his hair before going home.
It ran greasy down his forehead, stung his eyes, but he
combed it in, his hair slicked back, black and shining.
When he got home, she crashed at him like a moth to
the flame and they rolled across the carpet, tearing at
each other, ripping at each other with their teeth and
nails, her faint gas-inhaling head glued to his shoulder,
panting like a big mile walked dog. He groaned, they
pinwheeled over the carpet, tumbleweeded with a crash
into a table, knocking books, magazines and pencils
down on top of their skin. And an ashtray fell too,
scattering gray dust down like Hiroshima rain.
And also a half burned cigarette, smoking still,
toppled down onto his head. An orange flash erupted
and the two of them woke up looking through eyeslit
bandages in a linoleum ammonia smell hospital.
“Ammonia!” he lusty looked over at her across from
him, wrapped in white and she gasped beautifully.




Humanous Lives

We became amateur Doctor Frankensteins one hungry
night, playing Gods, creating new life. What we had
wanted to begin with was simply a soup that could last
all week. “It’s okay, so it’s more of a stew than a soup.”
That wooden spoon was getting stuck as I tried to stir it.
And he kept adding more rice, “I think it needs more
curry.” Something primeval was bubbling in the pot
and finally we gave up and banished it to the frozen
wastelands of the fridge…There was still no food in
the cupboards though and in desperation it wasn’t
long before we took a daring new look at the soup/stew.
As it glowed and growed on the refrigerator shelf in
a thick, silver spacesuit helmet-like cooking bowl,
I said it was luminous.
“What?”
“I said it’s luminous in there.”
He laughed. “I thought you said it’s humanous.”
It shifted uneasily towards its name, making a sloshing
sound.
Fortunately, no vengeful mob of angry townspeople
with torches was necessary to kill Humanous. No terrifying
chase across rocks to a burning windmill. Humanous was
buried in the garbage bag and dumped like a pirate’s
fool’s gold on the sidewalk at midnight.
No mad scientist can again release Humanous onto
the world, there is no recorded recipe. There will be no:
Son Of Humanous
No:
The Curse Of Humanous
No:
I Was A Teenage Humanous
And no:
Humanous vs. Rodan
Humanous will not return like black and white 1950s sci-fis.
It will not arise from the ocean or out of a landfill. It will be
discovered by archaeologists in 3012 A.D and wrongly
identified as Post-Modern Art.




Sonic Mothman

There’s a place in South Dakota where the days and nights are
the loneliest of any place south of Nome. The Church of U.F.O
was painted over the door and a neon eye surrounded by stars
glowed on the peak of the roof. Mosquitos and moths traveled
miles in Ziebach county to flap around the eye light.
As luck would have it, he was working under the hood of his
junked Cadillac when the air split at the seams with a sonic boom.
He smashed his head and screamed, deafened and startled
beyond belief. He cursed the sky, the invention of the jet engine
and the United States Air Force, rubbing the painful tender bump.
“My name is Mothman and I’ve come to save the human race.”
A moth winged man with red eyes stared down at him from
the roof. Mothman snapped his fingers and all the weapons
on planet Earth turned into a butter. Mothman clapped his
furry hands and every politician became a flowerpot.
Suddenly, Washington D.C became theGreenhouse Effect,
the Republican Party is poison ivy. Then Mothman exploded
away and reappeared on a tall glowing 7-11 sign in
Viola, Tennessee.




B. Franklin’s Discovery of Electricity

She was a tall woman and that was her downfall.
If she’d been three feet shorter, this might never
have happened.
Bea Franklin was worried that lightning might
strike the metal flagpole saluting off the corner of
her house.
So with the dark clouds boiling over her, she went
to the roof and pulled the retractable flagpole under
the eaves.
Rain made the shingles slippery, she nearly fell.
Just as she got her balance, lightning bolted out
of the sky and hit her in the head.
Her seven foot frame tipped over the edge like
a smoking dinosaur skeleton and set the garden
on fire.




The Return of Flammable Man

“Hey buddy, got a match?”
At the gas station they laughed and joked about
his burns. He still wore the bandages and walked
around the gas pumps like the Invisible Man in his
misty London, plotting their deaths.
If the 10 Commandments had been juggling pins,
two of them (murder and adultery) flashed from hand
to hand. Adultery…He had never cheated on his wife,
never even would have contemplated it if it wasn’t for
the unexpected arrival of the circus.
A black limousine followed in wake of the circus caravan
of trucks and cars and parked next to him. As the window
rolled down, she spoke from inside. Her voice was concealed
by white cloth and asked quietly for Unleaded Supreme.
It was all she needed to say, all that the 100 million years
of the creation of petroleum mattered.
They both sensed dinosaurs of love.
She opened the passenger door for him and the two of them
disappeared…the carbon monoxide pouring silently through
the floor made them tired and they leaned on each other for
support. The car was flying. 78 mph.




Echo of the Humanous

Humanous, the luminous human, so bright and fiery
he turns his friends into their shadows on the floor,
makes anything into instant candle wax. Before him,
a thick oak door will melt into brown, and as he passes
through, the room will become a sea of colors of what
once was there. Poor Humanous hasn’t talked to anyone
in burned away calendar months…Not since he stood
at the edge of that waterfall canyon (glowing from his
heat like a lighthouse in a pack of crayons) and shouted
across to somebody who would answer him seconds later.
But it may have been just an echo.




Easy Mothman

Out of the sky, to the same ground where Dennis Hopper
and Peter Fonda were blown away and crashed and burned,
Mothman hurtled. He struck that gentle green bayou like
a meteor. A blinding explosion, a spool of green smoke, quiet.
Long minutes passed in that silence, crickets and birds held
their small breath, the wind dropped away, while the sky
turned into glass.
Finally, Mothman stirred in the round torn crater, his antenna
twitched and he rolled onto his side painfully.
Sound returned to the landscape: the baying of bloodhounds
on the trail of some wounded animal.
Wind blew through the shotgun torn wings on his back as he
flapped them hopelessly. “They shot me,” he mourned the
shattered wings and he stumbled out of the ditch.
The dogs were getting closer.
Tangles of kudzu tripped him as he tried to run from the shouting
voices down the road. A mothman attempting to run is a slow big
target, he knew he didn’t stand a chance.
A gunshot ripped overhead.
He leaped back into the underbrush.
There it was, he practically fell on top of it, wrapped in decades
of weeds and flowers. Mothman grabbed the rusty handlebars
and unburied The American Dream.




Gravity Lighthouse

He was living with a girl who was very casually lighting and
throwing firecrackers. At the balcony window, she was like
a gunpowder Rapunzel, ten stories up the tall wall of ivy.
While he was in the kitchen, pouring coins into his shoes.
He clanked heavily into the other room where she leaned up
against the opened window. “I heard that if you put a penny
in your shoe, it’s good luck,” he said. “I’ve got 15 dollars and
37 cents in these shoes!”
She stared at him unimpressed and struck a match with a
sudden flick of her wrist.
He was standing very close to her, smiling enormously.
“Awww, get lost!” she shoved him hard enough for him to
lose his balance and fall right out of the lighthouse window.
His good luck took him straight to the bottom of the Pacific
Ocean with the starfish.




Flammable Man = mc(2)

Without warning, he was prone to suddenly growing,
300 feet tall. It was his latest misfortune: a result of being
blasted with enough radioactive isotopes to boil water on
Pluto. Now he was wandering in the desert somewhere
north of Los Alamos, with only shreds of clothing to cover
his sunburns and living on lizards and cactus. For the fifth
time since Tuesday, he was a giant. He could see past the
mountains, to the oceans and smoggy cities. It was terrifying
for him to be a human skyscraper though and he had his eyes
tightly shut. (He was afraid of heights.)
At least he had been offered a job. Someone in a yellow suit
wanted him to paint ‘Fastfood, Fun, Friends, Next Exit’ on
his chest and sit by the freeway. For $4.50 an hour all day.
Even in the desert it was hard to escape.
News crews followed in his tracks, turning him into a primetime
sideshow. That’s how his wife finally saw him and immediately
she got on the first available flight to New Mexico.
Maybe she was carrying a miracle antidote in her handbag?
Or maybe she just wanted to kick his huge ankle for running
out on her. She was staring out the window at the dull clouds
as plane descended to land.
His eyes snapped open at the sound of jet engines. He didn’t even
have time to duck.
“This is flight 739er to Control Tower requesting GAAAH!!!”
But Los Alamos is used to fireball explosions.




cover drawing: aaron gunderson
writing: allen frost in 1991

Friday, June 5, 2009

Time After Time


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ohio Time


Introduction
Going to Ohio
Across America
Sea Legs of the Airwaves
Ohio Fans
Green Yarn
Ohio Garden
Old Ironhead
Holy Water
Cleveland Disappears
Southern Gentleman
307
The $5 Chicken
The Bed
Praying Mantis
Above the Field
Heron Doing Time
Sundown
A Whale
Cleveland Cloud
Limpets
3 Elephants in Cleveland
Out of the Plant
Away From Work
Climate Control
Anymore
The Marx Birds
For Louie
Playground
Lady Day
Clockwork Rabbit
Cleveland Block
The Relics
Treasures
In Petals
Spiders
Ring Chimes
Wallpaper & Waitresses
Today
Welcomes
The 4th Bed
Laundry Chutes
T.C.M.B.C
Perry Como Pure Gold
Salting
The Hummingbird
The Paper Hand
Free Kittens
Ruby Eyes
Even If
Last Day
A Good Dream
Pictures & Words
Slow Bicycles

INTRODUCTION:
This book began with imagining Ohio.
When I flew there in the depth of night,
I couldn’t sleep, I looked out the window
at the most ferocious lightning I’ve ever
seen. The war storm followed all the way
to Cleveland in the rain. I still need to
explore that city more, the oldness of
stone and metal. Saw the d.a. levy sights
still being drawn, Tom Kryss holding up
a tape recorder to play Phil Ochs, Russell
Salamon talking outside the bookstore
bricks while flocks of birds flew over in
the last of dusk.
There are things in here I didn’t get
to say. A walk in the marsh the last day,
the cypress shade, a tan cicada shell
hung to a climbing tree. There are
books that aren’t on these pages,
experiences that might seem forgotten.
So much happens this book is only
a handful. It’s the old Basho practice
predating photography, capturing the
journey memory with little markers
made of words. So here they are.

After 2 PM, Washington,
September 3, 2007




Going To Ohio


Since I don’t know
when I’ll ever get
to Europe or Asia
or far off Africa
I have to pretend
going to Ohio
will be a journey
to a marvelous land
I’ll have to look
at everything
with amazement

What will I see
will I need
a guidebook
what customs
or strange behaviors
will I encounter
are there snowy mountains
beautiful moonlit seas
what stories
will inspire me
when I’m there
I can’t wait
to find out


8/16/7
11:37 AM




Across America

All across America
the plane flies over
lightning clouds below
the message is clear
from this window
people down there
must be sleeping
with the fear


8/19/7




Sea Legs of the Airwaves

When he flew from coast
to coast back in propeller days
the plane ran into so much
turbulence only a pilot or
a seafarer could take the ride
everyone else got sick
So he took a mop and pail
from the stewardess in a swoon
and he swabbed the aisle clean
until they landed once again


8/19/7
Ohio Fans

Some with Egyptian
papyrus leaves
some resembling
Sopwith Camel
propeller blades
4 paddles or 5
it all depends
they differ
like aeronautical
experiments
designed
to push air


8/22/7




Green Yarn

At night
she knits
the lawns
around town
a little longer


8/22/7




Ohio Garden

A garden full
of Ohio weeds
someone tried
a long time ago
to make it work
but what’s left
from farming days
scrap metal grown
an old wheelbarrow
bowing on its wheel


8/22/7

Old Ironhead

He fell off the girder
through a tin roof
left his silhouette
to be repaired
down to a pile
of stacked steel pipes
put a dent in them
with his head and
got up from there


8/22/7




Holy Water

That dew
in spider circles
little water buckets
left after rain

So holy
to get close
but I wouldn’t dare
tip them
and spill
the web


8/21/7




Cleveland Disappears

Outside
the window
Cleveland
disappears
gradually
purples
then dark
first sirens
then crickets

8/21/7




Southern Gentleman

“I like to
put a peach
in each shoe”




307

“There’s an old expression”
I tell my daughter
when we leave
the garage sale
at 307 Shawnee
“He’d sell the shirt
right off his back”
the 300 pound man
who stood sweating
beside a quilt set
she looked at me
and said, “Well,
it looks like he did.”


8/22/7




The $5 Chicken

It’s brass
hand held around
like a gold award
at the counter
of the junkstore
for a moment
I’m Gary Cooper
digging out
dollars and coins
to match
the masking tape
pricetag




The Bed

What a bed
pulled out from
the checkered couch
a used car salesman
used to own
take it
for a spin
just try
to sleep
if you can




Praying Mantis

How many years
have children
been taunting
the praying mantis?

This porky kid
says it will
jump on your neck
the other says
he wants to hit
it with a rock

But there it holds
to the window screen
of the restaurant
and here I am
telling them
please be kind
look at it
it’s amazing

I feel like
the old man
in a story
from Japan
where sea turtles
turn into kings


8/23/7




Above the Field

trying
to get it
airborne
the way
a kite
will slide
out of hands
before catching
the wind


8/23/7




Heron Doing Time

A bird
with one wing
remembering
flying



8/24/7
Sundown

sundown
sunflower
staring at
the ground




A Whale

Before you go outside
remember to grab
a string beside
the door

Take a shadow
with you

Open the door
hot as a furnace
you’ll be glad
to have
a whale
cool and big
casting blue
over you


8/24/7




Cleveland Cloud

Fill that cloud
with Cleveland
send it on
by the time
I get home
it will arrive
as rain
Limpets

They live on
the roar of
the passing trains

Those houses
by the tracks
like limpets
in the surf


8/24/7
3 Elephants
In Cleveland

Today we saw
three elephants
in Cleveland

Of course
they’ve been there
all along


8/25/7




Out of the Plant

She told her story
on the bench
in front of Discount
all I overheard
as I walked by
“She got escorted
out of the plant”
and the man
next to her
like the radiator
to her thought
let out a sigh


8/25/7




Away from Work

Today is Friday!
that thought
was a shock

All it took
was a week
away from work
to forget about
the days


8/25/7

Climate Control

Things just go on
around the weather
if there’s thunder
it doesn’t matter


8/25/7
Anymore

Trains are cutting through
all the time, that scar
rail crossing is ever warm
I don’t think the trains
know this place, this town
is a blur to blow a horn
and we don’t even count
those trains anymore


8/26/7




The Marx Birds

Reading Groucho Marx
the sound of Sunday
morning cartoon
in the other room
I finally get up
to go see
my son watching
a girl dancing
with four birds


8/26/7




For Louie

Ohio afternoon
is no place
for a werewolf

He paces low
from window
to window
the carpet is hot
under his feet

Locked in the room
he clings to a dream
where he takes off
his fur and suddenly
becomes a man
selling ice cream


8/26/7




Playground

Find a cricket
in the grass
by the swing
tired
worn out
from music
and moonlight
all night


8/26/7




Lady Day

It doesn’t take
a special radio
to hear music
from those days

Put a flower
in your hair
listen to it
play


8/27/7




Clockwork Rabbit

The day starts
with the rabbit
in the yard

The day ends
with the rabbit
there again

I guess
time is set
by that rabbit
better than
a clock

8/27/7




Cleveland Block

Cleveland Block
written on a brick
looking up
the geese
are flying
low above
the eaves
just beyond
our reach


8/28/7




The Relics

who knows
what rivers
or landfills
they lay in
the things
that meant
the world
while they
were mine




Treasures

I don’t keep
track anymore
the earth
hides treasures
and grows
them again
when time
is ripe
In Petals

ganged up on
by flowers
he goes down
in petals
and vines




Spiders

I don’t want
you to be
scared of spiders
when I see you
get nervous
at the sight
of the web
bent there
I touch
silver string
to show you
how the spider
reacts to me

You see
the shape
doesn’t matter
when a spider
wakes in arms
of morning
we’re all alike
living a life
doing what
we have to do



Ring Chimes

no string
of flowers
however beautiful
can parade with
that sound
in the wind




Wallpaper & Waitresses

Someone
to talk to
about someone
you think
you love




Today

Today
a butterfly
made its way
over Lake Erie

Then turned
around
again


8/28/7




Welcomes

Coming into
a big city
even if
your map
directions
are bad
the radio
welcomes
with songs


8/30/7
The 4th Bed

This is
the 4th bed
I’ve slept in
I sightsee
every time
I dream
some crazy
adventure
all night
each place
has new
movies
to play


8/30/7

Laundry Chutes

Those secret canals
run echoes
through houses
this one
I open
to drop
a towel down
I stop
I can hear
a radio
Billy Eckstine
carries up


8/30/7




The Cleveland Monarch
Butterfly Club

You may see them
leaping off brick walls
their orange wings
have sooted gray
by cars and industry
they fly toughened
on the juice of flowers




Perry Como Pure Gold

The cassette tape
on a shelf upstairs
with the toothpaste
lotions and colognes
is a reminder
that anyone
can be romantic




Salting

Salting the tree
with egrets
settling for
the night




The Hummingbird

I’ve watched
the hummingbird
arrive every day
living on flowers
I know the feeling
sped through
a garden
and gone




The Paper Hand

This world crushes
the paper hand
awake at night
waiting to write
that down
I guess
it’s true
we’re all
as papery
as kites
with only
the memory
of words


8/31/7




Free Kittens

Another sign
a mile from one
just like it
on Berlin Road

Around here
they grow
cats like corn
then they
draw signs
on cardboard
to give them
away


8/31/7




Ruby Eyes

The Tin Man is still here over in the
corner of the barn, though I don’t know
if he is much remembered. After all, these
years he resembles a rusted spring that
might have flowed up from caverns
underground and frozen. He’s watched
his friend the Scarecrow who stayed by
dissolve gradually, he was only made of
cloth and hay. The lion had to run away
a long time ago, he didn’t want to scare
anyone who might come by. Dorothy, oh
there’s still the little spark held memory
of her bright in him as a lightning bug
in a jar. The barn leans more, holes let in
the sun in places, while other places get
darker shadows and one day maybe one
of those terrible storms will strike it away
with lightning into fire. But before that
possibility, one morning something else
happened. A little girl’s voice carried past
the slats of wood dreamily, like a lantern
blinking in. She was singing, and she
stopped outside that corner where the
wind blew a hole in. She looked just next
to him, she got courageous enough to put
her head in. Her long brown hair, her eyes.
The Tin Man who was nearly blind, old as
sunken treasure, knew those eyes. They
shone rubies carried inside of her in a
long line of people all the way from
Dorothy.


9/01/7
Even If

Even if
we could stay
the reality
probably
would be
hard times
finding a job
a house
money worries
and sometimes
a loneliness
deep as water
it’s not easy
going back
or remaining


9/01/7




Last Day

Last day
on Lake Erie
there are clocks
tied in trees
and the beach
runs sand
to the sea


9/01/7




A Good Dream

Like a tree
starting as a seed
looking for
a good dream


9/02/7
Pictures & Words

We draw in the sand
race to finish
pictures and words
before the waves
wash them away


9/02/7




Slow Bicycles

Slow bicycles
creak with crickets
it’s so nice
to take it easy
sit in a chair
until the day
turns into shade
if you can
make it here
you’ve got it made


9/02/7
5:30 PM




writing & drawings: allen frost

Monday, June 1, 2009

A Parent's Guide To Raising Piranha






Introduction

This is the 3rd in a poetry series written seasonally
starting in 2004 and ending in Spring 2005
when I began work on a new book

The Last Ohio Morning.......Summer 2004
The New Book Of Endangered Birds.......Fall 2004
A Parent's Guide To Raising Piranha.......Winter 2004/2005




Brass Foot
Lou Jersey Excused Himself
Comic Book Creatures
The Roaming Gnome
Abandoned Television Stars
Porcelain
The #5
The #27
The Second Sleep
Pinning Down the Chimney
A Night in Japan
Two Plastic Bags
Captain Ben
Captain Ben’s House
The Television Bodhisattva
These Morning Dogs
The Revenge of the Dummy Family
Some Other World
With the Moon Carried At Night
The Bazooka Joe Mystery
Furniture
Beehive
Tying Shoes
Bluto, The Hero
Vincent On
What Will We Do
China
Humpty Dumpty in the Haunted House
Spin
An Upstairs Window
The Battle on Earth
The Laurel & Hardy Liberation Army
The Witch of East Maple
Wooden Hand
On the Trail of the Mummy
In the Footsteps of Zorro
Overturned Swimming Pool
Song of the Tin Man
Dark Green Seas
A Couple Mornings This Winter
This Pennyland
Your Show of Shows
Rain Prayer
Diamond Mud Puddle




Brass Foot

“I’m afraid your son has Brass Foot.”
The boy’s mother and father stared at
the sight of his trumpet colored foot.
“As for treatment…” the doctor shrugged,
“I can’t promise that we can reduce it to anything
less than tin. Maybe zinc if we’re lucky.”
“A zinc foot…” the father shook his head.
He dug into his pocket with his aluminum hand,
found his pen to sign the necessary documents.




Lou Jersey Excused Himself

The day began the usual way
eating 40 pieces of pie for breakfast
then Lou Jersey excused himself.
He joined outdoors, the passing clouds
flowed on his slow walk to the contest.
He was there in time at last,
the white clapboard grange hall
welcomed him to a long table,
alone except for a rail thin girl.
She looked like she needed food
she needed it more than he did.
That got him thinking,
where was she from?
What wall did she fall over?
He saw everyone watching him
when he lost his appetite.
At the sound of the bell
Lou stared at the red and white
checkered tablecloth
like a boxer
who can’t knock them down
anymore




Comic Book Creatures

A girl was out in the deep hillside picking
wildflowers to sell along the road. Moving slowly and
steadily, when she had an armful she would turn back
onto the path to go put them in the parked wheelbarrow.
It was quiet work, she was caught in the wind, thinking
and listening to the birds around her.
After only her second trip to harvest more,
Sue heard a high pitched yellow scream come through
the air. She barely had time to react as the noise
became a crash that threw the ground in front of her
around. The cloud of debris settled. A deafened silence
punctured the spot. It was the sort of start to an
adventure Sue had come to expect from reading
comics and watching dreams. She crept up on the
place where the air still shimmered.
She knew to watch out for rattlesnakes, her
father had warned her about them, they liked to wrap
half out of pits in the warm baked earth, but she didn’t
know much about the war, or falling stars or whatever
this was.
Whatever it was shakily grew to stand up out of
a flattened crush. “Ohhh my aching head…” it said,
raising arms to a crumpled cowboy hat. It was a monkey,
not much bigger than her. He slapped his face back and
forth, noticed her, tried to steady his wobbly gaze on her.
“Who you?” He fell back a step and jerked like a puppet
on invisible strings. “Hey!” he smirked, “I’m still alive!”
and he laughed with a loud, “Hah!!”
Sue stood there holding the flowers, watching him.
“Hello kid,” the monkey tried again. He leaned
closer with a worried look, “Do you know me or something?”
“No.”
“Well, that’s okay then. I –” he stopped and shook
the stars in his head. “Wow! That was—that was really—I’m
lucky to be alive I guess…” He grinned again. He pointed
nondescriptly, “They shot me out of a cannon…Wanted to
kill me…They didn’t…” She could see his clockwork
thinking take root to his next reason, “You gotta hide me!”
He lurched a few steps towards her, trampling swirls of
heather underfoot. He stopped and begged, “Please kid,
they’ll be after me. They’ll want to put my skin up for
their show. They’ll charge a dollar, people will pay.
They’ll look at me like a monster!” He panicked
melodramatically. “Oh kid, have a heart, you gotta
help me!” He bent his knee to touch leaf and vine.
Sue beheld his cartoon worry. Maybe she was
the only one who didn’t know who he was, maybe that
made her his lucky break. A thought ballooned before
her though and she told him, “I have a tree house.
You could stay in there.”
“Perfect!” he snapped.
They were in a little wooden planked room
that let in gray and blue slats of light. The monkey sat
on a pillow and chewed on his lip. “I guess…” he
drawled. “It’ll do.”
“Look,” Sue chirped, “You can read my comic
books.” She pushed a ragged cardboard box towards
him.
“Ooh! I love comics! What do you got?”
“Little Lulus. Some Archies—they’re from my
cousin—and Winnie the Pooh I like…” she paged deeper
through, “Pluto…all kinds of stuff.”
The monkey raised his eyebrows doubtfully,
“Don’t you have any superhero ones?”
“No. I like animals mostly. They’re funny and nice.
There’s plenty here to read.”
“Yeah?…I don’t know...”
“You can stay as long as you want and nobody will
know you’re here.”
“I know…It’s just…What am I supposed to do while
you’re out there avenging me?”
“What?”
He huffed, “It’s what I told you on the way here, Sue.
You have to go to the circus and get him!”
“No! I’ll let you stay here, but I have to get back to
work. I have to find flowers to sell, I can’t go running around
for you.”
“You want money?!” the monkey nearly shrieked.
With a quick movement, he reached above under his
wide-brimmed hat and pulled down some money. “Here!”
he waved, “Take this. And I’ll give you more. Heck!” he
shrugged, “I’d go myself, only they know me, they’d get
me right away. Pop!” He let the cash slop from his grip
onto the floor. An Abe Lincoln bill flipped through the
slats. “Help me out, okay kid?” he moped.
“Well…What do you want me to do?”
He smirked, “Oh it’s so simple. You’ll see the
circus, it’s not so far away, all you have to do is buy
a ticket in.” He shoved money at her with his foot.
“Then find that louse who shot me.” He puffed himself
up, “He’s been planning this for a long, long time, I bet.
Used to be, I thought we were partners, but look what
happened!” The monkey scowled, “He’s nothing but
a bad old man. He’s barely alive anyway. All you have
to do is unplug him. His heart will give out, then I can
come back to my circus.” His eyes glittered at her
like one of her comic book creatures.
Red and blue banners flapped against the perfect
sky. As Sue drew near, she heard the calliope and happy
cries whirred by the many stirring arms of the mechanical
rides. The circus was unlike anything she’d ever seen in
the valley. The spectacle had drawn people from all over
and it took her another ten minutes standing in line with
them to get inside.
The monkey’s orders took her wandering past
the hulls of tents held down with wooden stakes. Would
that old man be in there, or in a caravan somewhere?
Sue didn’t know. She slowed.
“Don’t be lost,” someone in a circus uniform waved
her over, “I’ve got what you’re looking for right in here.
Ever see an electric man? A mummy? Something dead,
kept alive by the blue light blood of electricity?”
Of course that rang a bell for her, what the monkey
had said, it must be him.
She gave her last dollar and went into the dark. It
took her a few steps walking to get accustomed to the
gloom. The racket of the circus disappeared, it was only
her footsteps and heart beating.
She made for the strange something pulsing a weak
glow ten feet ahead. The floor sloped towards it, subtly
tipping her to the center.
A big aquarium awaited her. It emitted that blur of
color in the air along with a breathing-like hum. An
illumined button read PUSH. So she did.
She watched a gray tinted film project itself inside
the case. She saw armies going back and forth, cannons
and rifles and explosions. Then the film repeated over
again. She had seen enough, she was about to move
away when the images pitched and swayed. A man sat
up inside the case. That was the dollar scare.
He must have been laying down underneath the
flow of the film. Now she noticed how the case was the
size of a coffin, or an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus. Yes,
and like a mummy, the figure inside the case moved jerkily,
wearily, cast in yellowy light
That would have been a good carnival trick, but
there was more to it, Sue recognized the lean tree-boned
man in black suit, with stove-pipe hat on top. He was
someone everyone used to know in school.
Old Abraham Lincoln had returned through time.
He moved upward creakily and stopped when his hat
tapped into glass, then he turned his eyes towards her.
They regarded each other, she and he, like two zoo
animals.
Then she confessed, “The monkey told me to
come here and unplug you. But I won’t do it!” The thought
of that monkey made her furious now. It was a long way
for him from the tree house window to the ground.
Abe held up a wooden flat looking hand. When his
glowing eyes began to dim, he calmly, slowly reclined
back to wherever he rested, that dark where he lived in
levers and chains, under war movie reels.




The Roaming Gnome

One day I was out there
getting the mail in the rain
when I noticed the emptiness
in the front yard garden

Gone is a stolen lesson
a gnome won’t last long
it took about six months
before he roamed




Abandoned Television Stars

In 2007, Edward John Smith, the captain of the Titanic
was thawed out on a live television broadcast. The host of
the Sylvan Moore Show, reported each slow movement as
the ice melted. Technicians buzzed around the captain,
plugging in the wires, connecting him to a monitor.
“This is it, folks!” Sylvan Moore grinned.
He directed a close-up for his hand pressing the
flashing button that would Frankenstein the man.
All that fanfare and it didn’t work so well.
The captain wasn’t ready for the thrill of television.
His time had come and gone. He walked offstage, he just
wanted to get back to the water so he could go down.
Looking for the way, wearing his Titanic uniform around
the city streets, he stands on bridges, sees reflections,
goes to the aquarium, sits in the middle of Green Lake
on a rented red rowboat, walks through carwashes,
goes wading in creeks after a heavy rain.
When it snowed in January, he took off walking in
it. His footprints led off into the trees.
He walked in a dream this time. Nothing around him
made much sense after Sylvan Moore woke him up. As usual,
he looked for water.
Along the white trail came a man familiar to him, though
he could scarcely believe his eyes.
Edgar Allan Poe looked like the charcoal illustration
in his Tales of Mystery and Imagination. He had been on
the show another week ago, he left and wandered through
America’s future just as lost as the captain.
Edward called out to him.
Edgar turned to see the man standing in the fountain.
Running water kept it from freezing. After a grating pause,
Poe nodded and approached the soaking captain, asked him
if he needed help.
“Mr. Edgar Allan Poe, I presume?”
The dark man nodded.
“I left my copy of your book back on the Titanic.
He stepped out of the fountain, his boots landed on the
cement and water pooled. “I enjoyed it very much.”
Before the next hour, the two men discovered
The Sylvan Moore Show had unleashed more than them.
They found presidents, Frederick Douglass, inventors,
and plenty more abandoned television stars by the end of
the day. In the evening they all gathered in front of
the studio skyscraper. Emily Dickinson wrote a note
for delivery to Sylvan Moore. Wild Bill, Annie Oakley
and Sitting Bull kept an eye on the studio guards.
It was getting tense, it looked like a mob gathering
from the early 19th and 20th century waiting for justice.




Porcelain

We stayed inside
to watch refrigerators
falling from a white sky




The #5

The aquarium bus
goes back and forth
a green glow
carrying people
home from work




The #27

Bad luck follows the guy who throws
Carl Sandburg’s book in the trash.
He slipped on the snow covered ice,
hit the sidewalk and the lights went out.
A bus flattened him like a snow angel,
a casualty of wind and weather.
Now he haunts the streets,
thin as a page of poetry.




The Second Sleep

The snowy tracks had frozen during the night.
The wheels of the buggy rode into them and
pulled her along. Her baby was falling asleep.
By leaning over, she could see his big eyelashes.
Twice a day, rain or shine or snow, Susan Fenton
took her son out through the woods for his nap.
Saturday afternoon they made it past the first
wooden bridge over the creek, a minute further
into the trees. Around the last snowy corner,
it was like stepping into a greenhouse. Heat
and lush colors, suddenly they were in a jungle.
Parrots flew away from them. Little Elliott
woke up and reached for the birds. She knew
this Jules Verne land could only be the work of
Dr. Biocal. She was walking into a missing reel
B-Movie cliffhanger. It wouldn’t surprise her
to see dinosaurs next.




Pinning Down the Chimney

Every sweep in town was brought down to the ground.
They grew from the wet cobblestones like coal pictures.
Widow Templin asked them all if they had seen something
strange on the roofs above the city.




A Night in Japan

Closing the café
late at night
playing Sinatra songs

Letting the candles go
while I mop the floor
and you wait for me




Two Plastic Bags

A wild night of rain
wind has washed away
the snow from our yard

Tomorrow morning
the creek will be full
pouring over the trail

I’ll have to remember:
Bring two plastic bags
to keep my feet dry




Captain Ben

Captain Ben didn’t like to call attention
but it was a fact, he never sat on a chair.
Any summer day he came visiting, he would sit
on the porch with everyone. They’d play cards
with him down on the floor. I used to listen to them
talk and laugh out there. When it was my grandfather’s
orange-lit cigarette and dark green window shadows,
Ben would stand to go home, out through the yellow
light of the kitchen, into nighttime. Did he drive back
standing up, in a convertible leaning into the wind?
No. He walked up the broken seashells on the path
to the road. He didn’t need wheels to get home,
he just crossed the street, no chairs in the way.




Captain Ben’s House

Sometimes we’d go to Ben’s house at dusk,
a brown galleon perched on the vertical cliff.
with a book full of pirates in a room upstairs.
The strangest thing over there was outside,
built in the yard was a big dollhouse likeness.
It seemed less of a wonder than a haunted house,
eerie little lights could click on in the rooms,
making miniature shadows out of real places inside.
We looked for ourselves, trapped on those stairs
and hallways. Mosquitoes came out of the pines
to feed on us. It was always a relief when
summer ended the sight of it, when
a big wooden box was placed over it,
to hide it from the elements.




The Television Bodhisattva

I’ve been thinking about the Television Bodhisattva.
He was ahead of his time, going around America
enlightening. The first time I met him,
he was staying in a tiny silver trailer parked in
someone’s driveway at night. We knocked on
the tin door and he opened up bright light.
There wasn’t much room inside the trailer
filled up with a mattress and a big-screen tv.
When he invited us inside we had to climb
over the thresh to see what he was watching.
Later on he stayed in our apartment up past
Capitol Hill. Bringing only a television with him
he would sit there spread out on the floor
like a candle slowly melting from its flame.
The antenna was rigged with aluminum foil
to get the reception he needed.
I was younger then and quick to judge
and I told him what I thought of all that
propaganda, but he replied so calm
"It’s all in what you choose to let in.
There’s always something you can learn."




These Morning Dogs

"Last week, I was going through ye olde Greenbelte to the bus stop.
It's always very dark, early morning moonlight, and of course,
it always becomes a Grimm’s Fairy tale in my mind. So I was trying
to stop myself from thinking of werewolves. There's a long dark path
with trees overhanging bunched up to either side, and I'm looking
at my feet trying to avoid the really big mud bogs, when up ahead
a ways, where the path splits to right and left, I hear a low growl.
I keep walking straight ahead, because let's face it, you can't outrun
a werewolf, impossible. Then I see it, low on the path, head sticking
out around the brush to the right. A big black growling beast.
I know I'm doomed. It comes around onto my path, I can see all
of it now. It's a wretched creature, black and just like the sad
Werewolf of London ending when he's low and snapping at people.
Then I see the very long leash attached to it, and a guy comes
stumbling after it holding the chain, trying to calm it! It's a black
German shepherd, but for a few moments there I really thought it
was all over. Also another dog dawn moment, last Friday in the dark,
the three legged hound from across the street staggers up to me all
akilter on its feet, barking up the neighborhood. I looked beyond,
I completely ignored him, I walked along as if he didn't even exist.
He came right up to me and swung about me like a rocking chair
and I didn't give him the time of day. That was mean of me,
I know, what with the chip on his poor shoulder, but I'm reaching
my limit with these morning dogs."

January 26th




The Revenge of the Dummy Family

They survived, carried home in a panic
over fences, across lawns in the dead of night.
We flopped them down on the apartment floor
and left them there. The Dummy Family was
a terrible failure. They led to our near arrest
so they spent a week thrown underfoot
like dead shadows beneath a pier.
Then one afternoon, I had a plan.
The father’s fall was just my size.
I took out his newspaper stuffing
and climbed into his Goodwill clothes.
I lay in his place on the floor and waited.
It was a terrible wait, I couldn’t move
I couldn’t laugh and give it away as the door
handle finally rattled. My friend came inside
and sat by a guitar. He started to play and
I watched through a little tear in newspaper
until I couldn’t take it any longer. I leaped up,
shouted, waved my arms at someone
I shocked into seeing a ghost.




Some Other World

Alexander Graham Bell carried his invention
with him wherever he went. And he made a
grand point of stopping on the boulevard
every so often to talk into it. His loud words
would trail off in crowds, into served meals
getting cold, his laugh would bray as he
carried on with his monologue. He seemed
oblivious to the glances around him as if
he was half mad, in contact with some
other world.




With the Moon
Carried at Night

With the moon
I walk sidewalks
home to you

Gardens guard houses
Petals in lights

I reach over fences
a handful of flowers
beautiful colors
a little of each
carried at night




The Bazooka Joe Mystery

It was supposed to be a mystery
rivaling the adventures of Sherlock Holmes
or at least worthy of the Boxcar Children.

Our daughter has been having trouble sleeping
every night her call has us up to go downstairs
to her room. It’s true, it can be noisy
outside her window at night, with people
walking on gravel, cars and headlights.

Looking for the end of insomnia,
we took the bunk apart and brought
her bed upstairs around the stairway.
Maybe she feels too apart from us.

I even started hiding Bazooka Joe gum
under her new pillow. I was hoping
to delight her and make her wonder
if the Tooth Fairy was around.

She must be growing up though
faster than I can keep track of
she knew right away it was me.




Furniture

In February, nights started getting cold again
the house roots creaked with a moaning wind
coming from the starry clear sky.
Awake in bed, I heard the door downstairs
open and shut again quietly followed by
a clicking about on the kitchen floor.
“Another deer?” I wondered.
The moon keeps letting them in,
they’re like furniture wandering around.
I had to get up and see down
the steep stairs let to the kitchen
dark as pulled over cotton.




Beehive

From 8 to 5
she stood in the hall
unpacking the boxes
lining the wall

Stacked cardboard
endless perspective
day after day

She wondered if maybe
the things she took out
were being put back in
by someone else
working 5 to dawn

The only change in routine
occurred one Friday afternoon
when someone next to her asked,
“Have you found the beehive yet?”
She froze with her hands in air…
“One of these boxes has one inside.”

From then on
it could happen
listening for bees
the search for honey
living in expectation




Tying Shoes

I watched from the window.
He wore a puffy coat that gave him
cartoon muscles. He marched down
the path towards a big stone planted
by the road. The bold way he approached
and began to lean towards it, I thought
he was going to reach and grab hold
and toss that granite as far as it could go.
Then his body crooked at the last moment
as he brought his leg up to land on it
and bent to tie his shoelaces tight.




Bluto, The Hero

I take the bus in the mornings.
I wait for it up on the hill in the grass
when the sun is arriving, it takes me
along the winding roads 24th, Douglas,
then 25th and the Parkway up to school.
As the world awakes at that hour,
there are things that make me watch
like that car somebody leaves running,
lights on, in the driveway while they go
around in their lighted rooms getting ready
for work. I’ve seen dawn after dawn of this.
Then, Friday, the fantastic occurred.
The car had rolled free and sat
in the middle of the road. The bus
had to stop. The driver honked the horn,
we sat there waiting for the next thing.
A garbage truck came around the corner
and leaned around the car. An old fashioned
Bluto cartoon hopped out of the cab.
He went to the car, opened the door,
to see if a dead body was in there?
Then he went back to his growling truck
and parked it safely. He returned to the car,
opened the door and got in and drove it up
into the driveway, shut it down and left it.
He shrugged at us stuck in the bus and
went on with his route.




Vincent On

He left his picture
fingerprints on the window
when you look out you see
what he wants you to see




What Will We Do

Why think of things
happening long ago
Is the clock wondering
where the time goes?
Why all the wandering
over to this time now
What can we do?
What we’ve done
is what we will do




China

Yes
we will
have to
listen

Soon
it will
happen

I imagine
it will
blow across
the ocean




Humpty Dumpty in the Haunted House

The round silhouette of him ballooned
in the doorway blocking out the yellow moon.
“Sue?” he called hoarsely. “Please say you’re
in there…Otherwise I’m not taking another step.”
His spindly legs shook with fear of the unknown.
Her voice made him jump. “I’m here Humpty.”
She turned on a lamp beside her. The light
showed her sitting up on the couch.
Humpty Dumpty looked around the lit room
“You told me this was a haunted house, Sue!”
He walked inside onto the wall to wall carpet
and shut the door behind him. He straightened
the tie tucked into the buttoned blue suit he wore.
“This is a nice house!” he clucked in surprise.
“Well, that’s what it looks like,” Sue agreed.
She got off the sofa. “But follow me.”
“Oh no…” Humpty hesitated. He rocked on
his feet ready to spring back outside. His straw
hat fell over his eyes and he jumped.
“Don’t worry,” she laughed, “You’re already
seeing it and you don’t know.”
"Really?!” He looked all around. He had to turn
himself like an egg on a spoon.
“This house was built last year. But wait til you
see.” She grabbed Humpty’s hand and made him
shuffle along. He was fragile from fear.
She knew, but knew too that he could do it.
She would show him how the new house was
built over the ghost of an older one. The cheap
pressboard skin and bones, nail-gunned, sprayed-on
paint assembly was haunted by what used to be.
At any time the old could peer through wallpaper,
family portraits, a creaking stairway bent like a
willow tree, a grinning orange wood stove glow.
She didn’t count on how terrified Humpty Dumpty
would become. In a lurch, he let go of her hand
and ran to the door. He tried to get out but it was
already changing, into a coal chute and down he
cracked.




Spin

Don’t you dare
let it stop

Motion
keeps it
going

It spins
like a whirligig
that needs
your wind




An Upstairs Window

An upstairs window
shows the world
upside down

What sight
you see
depends on
day or night

Stars below
shadows above

Get used to
the opposite
when you
look out




The Battle on Earth

Brought back to
what went on before
a welcome back
war is only over there

It might seem far
from where we are

The battle on Earth
going on and on
it’s simple to explain
if we want a better world
we have a lot to learn




The Laurel & Hardy Liberation Army

Posie Crutchfield, very old on a black creaking
bicycle, turned down an alley and rattled
cobblestones. She rode onto a two by four
slanting up onto scaffolding framing a brick
building. Like a sparrow hopping branches
in a bare winter tree, she went up and up
to the very top. She stopped. A hundred feet
from the ground, she pushed the bike up on
its kickstand so the back wheel was free to
spin. She opened the box latched on handlebars,
a gleaming silver and green projector revealed.
She fed a reel of black film into the spool and
set the switch, pulled a string, then pedaled
the movie into rolling. A little candle yellow
lightbulb was glowing. Across the drop,
images and slogans magically appeared
on the opposite wall. Above the roofs
and traffic, the cold city, tired and dark
and gray from long winter days, was given
a chance to see Laurel and Hardy comedies




The Witch of East Maple

Unfortunately, she didn’t get very far
on the last sunny day of February

Her broom swooped down the incline
from her shuttered house on the hill,
veered into the car wash bay

She got caught in the hot water
evaporation and only the weight
of her broom made it through
to the other end, hitting
the pavement like
a dead branch




Wooden Hand

He was often too tired to raise the hand.
It had been put on during the Second World War.
Sixty year old German carved violin fingers
feebly lifted to turn channels so his daughter
could watch cartoons.




On the Trail of the Mummy

He crumbles
around the library
like pecked suet




In the Footsteps of Zorro

Following Zorro to and fro all around Old Mexico,
the alleys, stonewalled paths and anywhere else
in town he might leave a Z. I tracked that letter.
It got more feathery and faint as it left clues, on into
the hills, over, onto the next valley. They led to
a railroad track and the last Z fell on a rock before
the start of a suspension bridge. When the stone
gave way a little, I could hear the subterranean
gnashing of gears as an entrance woke up under
the girders.




Overturned Swimming Pool

Last month before the cherry trees bloomed
along the path I walk in the morning, I saw a
swimming pool. It was overturned on the road.
Quiet, no cars had run over the blue plastic,
it was sitting there like a trap waiting for me.
I wondered if there was a raccoon underneath it.
If somebody thought to move it off onto the gravel
and nearest lawn, they would be ambushed by
the raccoon leaping out. Anyway, I did it,
I moved the pool off the road and survived
my imagination.




Song of the Tin Man

She wouldn’t let him fall asleep because she heard music.
“It’s jazz,” she said. “It’s the roaring twenties.”
The Tin Man got out of bed miserably and
Clanked to the stairway. He stood there listening.
He even took off his funnel cap to listen through.
Silence. So he went back to the bedroom.
“I don’t hear anything.”
“You don’t hear jazz?”
“Nope.” He got back under the covers.
Four hours later they were awakened at dawn
By the music on the clock radio alarm.




Dark Green Seas

Was he scared of chairs, were there rows
in his dreams, walking on their legs towards
Captain Ben? There’s a forgotten detail
that may not explain. It’s something
that kept him down. His grandson,
the one with the pirate book,
was struck by lightning.
There was no escaping it,
ships ran the tide on
dark green seas
and he was scared
to leave the ground.




A Couple Mornings This Winter

The fog reached up the hill from the ocean
like the tide. Detective weather, clouds on
the ground washing around everything,
ordinary sounds echoed and carried for blocks.
Long forgotten sea anemones were sprouting
crayon colors out of the cracks in cement.
The bus looked like a whale with glowing
yellow eyes swimming up the hill.




This Pennyland

Spotted
two deer
on the hillside
this morning

It’s something
I like to see
it’s a reminder
from beyond
this pennyland




Your Show of Shows

The USS Mekong is twenty two million miles from
planet Earth. At least. I’m not sure exactly, but wherever
we are it’s a long way away and we get further every day.
The Mekong is a 140 ton supply ship, I work on the fifth
deck in shipping and receiving. I sort the mail and send it
on to other destinations.
I was boxing and taping up a package of letters for
PS-09 when Myrna came in. She put her broom against
a duct beam and sat down at the metal counter with me.
She is nine months pregnant and likes to rest whenever
she gets the chance. She turned on the television set.
Out this far from America, we’ve caught up with
the light and sound waves. We both stop working at this
time every night to watch Sid Caesar and Your Show of
Shows. I sit next to her and all three of us are laughing.




Rain Prayer

A prayer
for rain

There
it goes
again

Send
another
thought
adrift
and
we’re
left
waiting




Diamond Mud Puddle

A
perfect
cut
of
shining
sky




cover: rosa frost
writing: allen frost

written during
the winter season
December 21, 2004—March 20, 2005