Well I've been thinking about the Tasmanian Tiger lately.
(What a picture of human folly, you can read about its
history.) So I decided to see if I could bring it back to life.
I found some food coloring, it was dark, I supposed it
was black. I used it to add stripes to our noble dog.
She didn't mind. However upon applying it, I realized
it was blue food coloring. Furthermore, as it settled
into her yellow fur, her fierce stripes turned green.

